Player Profiles
Click on the player's name to take you to their profile. You can also see the Sporting ex-legends.
Matthew Millichope | Gary McFarlane | Paul Burton | Dan Ferne | Dale Carpenter | Roger Bagley | Mark Dorman | Chris Earlam | Shaun Harrington | Lee Byrne | Mark Knight | Tom Webb | Sam Paddon | Adam Walters | Ian Macleod | Johnny Green | Nick Holton | Paul Millward | Danny McFarlane | Kevin Hambleton | Andrew Ladley | Ben Walters | Kevin Baddick | Tom Barrie | Chris Holding | George Lane | Steven Marlow | Chris Thompson | Alex Turnbull
L-R Back Row - Danny McFarlane, Matthew Millichope, Lee Byrne, Chris Holding, Dan Ferne, Shaun Harrington, Paul Millward, Gary McFarlane, Chris Thompson, Dale Carpenter.
L-R Front Row - Johhny Green, Sam Paddon, Alex Turnbull, Adam Walters, Mark Knight, Mark Dorman, Paul Burton, Roger Bagley.
Missing from photo - Tom Webb, Tom Barrie, Kevin Baddick, Chris Earlam, Ian Macleod, Nick Holton, Kevin Hambleton, Andrew Ladley, Ben Walters, George Lane, Steven Marlow.
Position: Leading the charge from the front.
Skills: We working on that.
Weaknesses: Gets tired after 0.00012 of a second's action.
Favourite Team: Chigley Rovers.
Favourite Footballer: Roger Bagley.
Pre-Match Meal: Tuna bake with mayo.
Fantasy Physiotherapist: Mary Poppins.
Most Memorable Moment On The Pitch: Jock not subbing me.
Favourite Music: Adult contemporary.
Favourite Films: The Sperminator.
Ideal Night Out: Fancy dressing up like ladies.
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Position: Striker.
Skills: Faster than a fast person
Weaknesses: None whatsoever
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Position: Midfield.
Skills: Actually turns up for training.
Weaknesses: Knows Tom Webb!
Favourite Team: Liverpool.
Favourite Footballer: Ian Rush.
Pre-Match Meal: KFC Family Bucket for one.
Fantasy Physiotherapist: That hag from Dragon's Den.
Most Memorable Moment On The Pitch: Getting a pass from Rog.
Favourite Music: The soundtrack to Annie.
Favourite Films: Post war French melodramas.
Ideal Night Out: Going home with more money than he came out with.
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Position: Flying forward - right wing.
Skills: Lollipos (step oevrs), seduction.
Weaknesses: Leggy blondes.
Favourite Team: The Gooners.
Favourite Footballer: Ronaldinho, Bergkamp.
Pre-Match Meal: Cheese toastie.
Fantasy Physiotherapist: Jessica Alba.
Most Memorable Moment On The Pitch: 1st goal for Sporting v Lovacott - ball comes loose on the edge of the 18 yard box, smashed it top corner with the inside of the boot - Ave It!!!
Favourite Music: R'n'B, Hip Hop, Indie.
Favourite Films: 8 Mile, Shawshank Redemption, Any Given Sunday.
Ideal Night Out: Me and beer!
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Position: Striker.
Skills: Lightning fast and scored on his debut
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Position: Forward.
Skills: Can spot totty at 3 miles in Rock Park.
Weaknesses: Not being able to catch the totty.
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Pre-Match Meal: He's a cannibal, watch out!
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Position: Midfield/Defence.
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Position: Striker.
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Weaknesses: He wears a Plymouth shirt!
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Position: Defence.
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Weaknesses: He's related to Jock.
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Position: Within earshot of John Sandwell.
Skills: Mediating confrontations and mudpacks.
Weaknesses: Modesty, no others.
Favourite Team: Brighton.
Favourite Footballer: Chris Waddle, Alex Byrne.
Pre-Match Meal: Fixadent, Sanatogen, Seven Seas.
Fantasy Physiotherapist: The girl who jumps out of the birthday cake - Under Siege.
Most Memorable Moment On The Pitch: Not getting arrested.
Favourite Music: Lift Me Up by The Dooleys.
Favourite Films: 1983 Cup Final.
Ideal Night Out: A free one.
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Position: Pacy midfielder.
Skills: Can head the ball.
Weaknesses: Graduated from the Johnny Evans School Of Football.
Favourite Team: ?.
Favourite Footballer: John Evans.
Pre-Match Meal: Ryvita and low fat philadelphia.
Fantasy Physiotherapist: Anyone from Egypt who can bandage Mummies to do my knee.
Most Memorable Moment On The Pitch: ?.
Favourite Music: Early 1960's psychedlia.
Favourite Films: Spiderman.
Ideal Night Out: Wearing lady's undergarments and drinking german beer.
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Position: Defensive rock.
Skills: As good as a brick wall.
Weaknesses: Keeps passing to Howard.
Favourite Team: QPR.
Favourite Footballer: Stan Bowles.
Pre-Match Meal: Glass of wine and three sausage rolls.
Fantasy Physiotherapist: Harold Shipman.
Most Memorable Moment On The Pitch: Getting a red card for decking that annoying bloke who plays for Chittlehampton.
Favourite Music: Country and Western.
Favourite Films: Big, The Queen.
Ideal Night Out: Victorian Themed Costume Nights.
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Position: Fullback.
Skills: Passing.
Weaknesses: Alcohol.
Favourite Team: Spurs.
Favourite Footballer: Paul Gascoigne.
Pre-Match Meal: Lucozade and Pro-Plus.
Fantasy Physiotherapist: Eva Longoria.
Most Memorable Moment On The Pitch: Scoring first (and only) goal for club - a well taken penalty.
Favourite Music: Oasis.
Favourite Films: The Godfather, Goodfellas, The Italian Job.
Ideal Night Out: Attending an Audience with Howard 'Tony Hadley' Williams on a Sporting Barum night out.
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Position: Midfield.
Skills: Scored on his debut.
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Position: Centre back.
Skills: Can count to 10, and pace, touch, vision, balls hopefully.
Weaknesses: Sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll.
Favourite Team: Liverpool.
Favourite Footballer: Ronaldinho.
Pre-Match Meal: Pasty and Red Bull.
Fantasy Physiotherapist: Christina Aguilera (or Roger).
Most Memorable Moment On The Pitch: Scoring 1st goal for Sporting.
Favourite Music: Varies, rock, metal, pop, but not Take That.
Favourite Films: Lord Of The Rings (not the porn version).
Ideal Night Out: Doing all the classy pubs with the footy team and visit to the Star Wars ending up in the Tavern.
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Position: Midfield.
Skills: Drives a very nice car.
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Position: Sporting's greatest sub.
Skills: Nope, can't think of any.
Weaknesses: No concept of the relationship between his foot and the ball.
Favourite Team: Tamworth or Birmingham.
Favourite Footballer: Stan Colleymore.
Pre-Match Meal: Pizza with extra pizza on it.
Fantasy Physiotherapist: Larry Grayson.
Most Memorable Moment On The Pitch: Sponging Wally after he got smacked in the nuts.
Favourite Music: Anthing with a lot of bass.
Favourite Films: Cheeky Girls On Tour DVD.
Ideal Night Out: Beer, Pizza, Beer, Pizza.
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Position: Left Back.
Skills: A left foot!.
Weaknesses: Shaving.
Favourite Team: Reading.
Favourite Footballer: Matt Webber.
Pre-Match Meal: Victoria Sponge and Ice Cream.
Fantasy Physiotherapist: Dr Shipman.
Most Memorable Moment On The Pitch: Scoring debut Sporting goal.
Favourite Music: The Cheeky Girls.
Favourite Films: Wallace and Gromit.
Ideal Night Out: Seance in the woods with Matt.
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Position: Central defence.
Skills: Winning the toss.
Weaknesses: Choosing the wrong end.
Favourite Team: Spurs.
Favourite Footballer: Ian Wright.
Pre-Match Meal: Tuna and cucumber sandwiches with the crusts cut off.
Fantasy Physiotherapist: Grant Mitchell.
Most Memorable Moment On The Pitch: Making a tackle and not getting spoken to by the ref.
Favourite Music: Hard rock like Status Quo.
Favourite Films: Spinal Tap.
Ideal Night Out: Dressing up, see photos below.
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Position: Full Back.
Skills: My circus repertoire is quite handy (I'm available for birthdays, weddings, bar mitzvahs etc).
Weaknesses: Leggy blondes.
Favourite Team: Spurs.
Favourite Footballer: Stuart Nethercott.
Pre-Match Meal: 20 marly lights and a Stella.
Fantasy Physiotherapist: Justin Lee Collins, ALREEEET!!.
Most Memorable Moment On The Pitch: N/A.
Favourite Music: Funk and hip-hop.
Favourite Films: I found a film in Wally's cupboard where two men were naked and playing leapfrog and grunting. That was OK.
Ideal Night Out: A bit of Kenny Rogers in the Royal Exchange.
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